Award-winning Blog, running since 2004, which provides an astoundingly honest, candid and sometimes jaw-dropping insight into stand-up comic and best-selling author Janey Godley's extraordinary collection of domestic crises, marital tiffs, horrific nightmares, romantic interludes, oddball travels, meetings with ‘mad, bad and dangerous to know’ people with occasional hilarious incidents.
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Janey’s World…
I have suddenly realised that being me is dull…so why write a blog then? I hear you ask…well sometimes exciting things happen. Like last weekend when I was in Groucho and the lovely sexy pop star Sophie Ellis-Bextor came over and told me she loved my comedy work. Her boy friend nodded...
Malcolm Hardee’s Tribute Show…
The Hackney Empire was full of crazy comics last night. The show was to pay tribute to the amazing Malcolm Hardee and loads of lovely comics turned up to do their stuff. I was there in attendance as hostess in the green room and I really dislike alcohol and people who drink alcohol! Not...
London and Late Nights
Sorry I have been missing in action, been here in London and doing stuff! I am staying in a wonderful apartment over looking West London , but I do get lonely here at times and wander around room to room talking to myself! The people at Crown Lawn serviced apartments really...
Godley versus Goody!
Check out my latest comedy sketch performed with my daughter Ashley- ‘Celebrity Big Brother Comedy Sketch’ Watch Shilpa Shetty get her final revenge on the foul mouthed Jade Goody. Caution this may offend as it contains offensive language. Just...
Jade Goody, suicide attempt!
Well as predicted in my blog two days ago, Jade Goody is reported in the press as being ‘suicidal’ I did say that her next step at attention and retribution would be her threatening an attempt on her life. The Scottish Sun screams the headline today January 22 nd - ‘Jade on The Brink’...
I am Middle aged…
I am now 46 years old as of yesterday. This means a host of things. 1- My womb will slowly fall apart and hormones will start to flood my system till I kill an owl or shag a teenage boy. 2- I will start to wear jumpers with shiny sequins and appliqué butterflies....
Inverness, my birthday and Big Brother…
The train journey up through those beautiful snow capped hills was awesome and Inverness is just beautiful. I was doing a one woman show at the Eden Theatre and I was really concerned that on that frozen rainy night - no one would turn up to hear a Scottish woman gab about her life!...
Are Wellington boots sexy?
Ashley asked to me go shopping for some mayonnaise, so I pulled on a pair of bright green welly boots, dragged my bushy hair up into a tufty ponytail and scrubbed my blotchy face and got ready to go out into the rain. I topped the look off with a giant overly big snow boarding coat that is...
Stress and more stress…
I woke up this morning like a cloven hooved monster. Bad dreams plague me and I am not Doris Day at the best of times, so you can imagine how I feel when I wake up groggy and husband asked me thirty three different questions in a row like... “Good morning do you want tea? Did you know...
Sex…
Yes! I know what a title for me…little miss housewife and mother, but there we have it. I was just thinking today as I read a magazine about how women of a certain age perceive sex. I am sick to fucking death about the ‘we want sensitive men’ crap and here’s the deal. I...
Recalling my trip to LA…
Ashley, husband and I were recalling the mental trip we took to LA, Las Vegas and San Diego . It was Christmas and New Year of 2001. We thought we would have loved to spend our holidays in the US, we flew first class over the Atlantic but then when we landed we quickly...
Will I have Empty Nest Syndrome?
My daughter Ashley is nearly 21 years old and still lives at home. She is at university and commutes regularly and hangs out with her mates at the weekend. Her room is a mish-mash of relics that chart her growth from the eight year old girl that moved in to the brand new flat we bought in...
I caught my nipple in the door…
Last night the comedy gig in Leeds was awesome, it all went fabulously well. I came back to the hotel, got stripped and had a great shower, I haven’t been sleeping good, so I thought this would make me nice and sleepy and maybe I would get a full nights kip. I came out of the bathroom...
Trains and drunks!
I was booked to do comedy at Leeds Jongleurs from Thursday to Saturday this weekend, the gig was booked in ages ago, and so I bought a cheap rail ticket for Thursday morning at 9am. I realised I hadn’t had a confirmation call from the comedy company, so I called them and thus ensued a mix...
I nearly got killed and Ashley hit a man with a shoe…
We had to drive through the horrific New Year storms to get to Edinburgh to perform at Jongleurs. New Years Eve is a strange thing in Scotland , we are World Famous for being ‘great’ at it…but in all honesty, we are just people who have parties in each others homes and can be very...
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