Award-winning Blog, running since 2004, which provides an astoundingly honest, candid and sometimes jaw-dropping insight into stand-up comic and best-selling author Janey Godley's extraordinary collection of domestic crises, marital tiffs, horrific nightmares, romantic interludes, oddball travels, meetings with ‘mad, bad and dangerous to know’ people with occasional hilarious incidents.
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Back to Life…
So there we have it, the Fringe is over and I need to be normal mother again. What an odd feeling, I don’t have to get ready for the same gig night after night. I loved it but it is weird. I emailed all the contacts from Australia to Montreal that gave me business cards and thanked them for...
End of the Fringe!
Sorry I was gone so long, my pc was screwed and I was ill. The last nights of the festival were awesome, not only did a woman win the Perrier, but she was completely unknown and did great character sketch stuff, pissing everyone else off because she does not do ‘stand up’. Good on her I say! It...
Sorry I am late but I nearly died…
Murder Accusation Update at End of Blog… So Wednesday night I ate some sushi at 7pm, then about half an hour later my body started to swell and I went into mild anaphylactic shock! I ended up in hospital wired to machines as my body started to kill me… and they injected me with...
Windy Wednesday…
Murder Accusation at End of Blog… Edinburgh was rocked by the windiest night last night, at 2am the windows and doors in our flat shook and trembled and the trees outside looked like they were having a come down from crack when I looked out of the window. No doubt the fucking...
Monday…Monday…
Murder Accusation Update at end of Blog Show went great last night despite being an odd Sunday rainy night and it was really good fun, my kind of audience, all nutty and up for anything! Then I went onto to MC the Funny Woman show at the late night slot, it was fucking...
Lazy Sunday
Murder Accusation Update at End of Blog… Last night was so busy; the gig was rammed and hot but great fun. Later on Ashley and I then did a ‘double act fight club’ at SPANK! She got to shout back at me after me slagging her off on my act for years…it was fun! She swore really...
Saturday in Edinburgh…
Murder Accusation at End of Blog Met the lovely Jamie Theakston yesterday and gave him a flyer, he was very tall. After chatting I headed home as I was supposed to be the walk on for Howard Reid’s Show but he forgot and had Demitri Martin there instead, so I headed for home....
Tuesday is a dull day
Murder Accusation at End of Blog One sore knee, two sore tonsils, one slight hangover, one persistent breast lump and two dead pigeons in backyard. Can’t believe that there are more dead birds on my door step?? What is that about? Is there a MAFIA BIRD ORGANISATION working...
Tiredness Can Kill
Murder Accusation at the End of This Blog-------------- Three hours sleep with screaming Gulls in the back ground and nightmares, one spot on my chin, one annoying breast lump, one five star review and a toe blister. (More)
Car Crash and night time fun
Murder Accusation Update at end of this Blog----- Two spots on my chin, one insistent breast lump, one more reviewer and a near fatal car crash! Last night was great! I had a sold well, the show went well and I decided to walk home and eat cake when I got there. I walked...
Spank is Great!
Murder Accusation at end of this BLOG… Three spots, two more reviewers, one impending eye infection, one annoying static breast lump, three more dead pigeons on our doorway, ten more books sold and a frightening insect bite on my arse… (More)
Too Much
Murder Accusation Update at end of blog! Two heel blisters, one breast lump, five mozzie bites, period pains, slight attack of heartburn, three family arguments (which I won), eight reviewers, some Perrier judges and one threatening phone call from an Old Gangster! Welcome to my...
Spiders and sexy pants
Murder Accusation Update at the End of Blog- Well it’s Thursday already and I can’t believe I have been here a WEEK! Ashley is over tired and may collapse before Saturday, husband has been over wrought with me asking murder questions and I am coping well with doing what I love on...
Come on Eileen!
Murder Accusation update at end of blog below— Well the doctors appointment didn’t go as well as I hoped, the breast lump IS suspicious and I have to back home next week for a biopsy, the good news is- I have no history of breast cancer in my family, so I am unlikely to have the BIG...
Sleepy In Canongate
Murder accusation update Tuesday-see end of blog I had the Perrier in last night and I think the show went ok? You can never tell as I have now had seven reviewers in on the first THREE days! So that can be good or bad, I am not sure but at least the two that have been printed are...
Happy days on the Janey Murder Mystery Tour!
Murder accusation update…see end of blog Well my first review is in…it was in Edinburgh Evening News and it was very good. A fine 3 *** and it mentions how last years show was hard to top’ It would be tough to top last years supremely well received show’ then...
Sore legs and Sore Boobs
These cobble stones in Edinburgh are killers, I think the people who lived here in ancient times did not die of any plague but of SORE CALVES…mine ache beyond belief. The flat we have is just off the Royal Mile, it is in a really old building and the views are amazing, the only problem being...
FRINGE
Sorry I have been away for a wee while, my laptop was fucked and being here at the Fringe made it more difficult for me to find internet or get it fixed easily. We did take it to a wee geeky man who declared it fit but did mention in my receipt the following info.. (More)
Breasts…Again!
I am all set to go to the Fringe, my show is ready, my bags are packed and today I found another lump in my breast. I have had biopsies before and am currently ‘under surveillance’ in the lumpy tit department and just when I thought I was safe… I am smiling though, as I have been fretting...
Don’t say Fuck to the public
Read in the newspapers today that TV Hypnotist Paul McKenna has been ‘training’ Scottish hotel staff to ‘be friendlier’ to their paying public, as we Scots are known for our ‘shit service’. Can you believe that we need a hypnotist to teach us to be nice to people who are using our services?...
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