Award-winning Blog, running since 2004, which provides an astoundingly honest, candid and sometimes jaw-dropping insight into stand-up comic and best-selling author Janey Godley's extraordinary collection of domestic crises, marital tiffs, horrific nightmares, romantic interludes, oddball travels, meetings with ‘mad, bad and dangerous to know’ people with occasional hilarious incidents.
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Sex noises at 3am NOT ME!
Finally after getting to sleep and trying to mentally rake through my brain to make sure NO nightmarish ideas have been lodged ....I lie there and get disturbed by loud "Aaah, aaah YES YES!" coming from my car park. My bed is directly beneath my window and my window is open. I start...
BT are bastards
My landline is not yet connected to broad band in fact it's fucking broke...yes I called BT (Welcome back to BT their slogan says-fuck off-I say) they tell me through a talking robot that there is a fault on the line but if I want to go online to email them I can! Yes if MY FUCKING PHONE...
Cool City! Sunday 24th July
I do love Glasgow ! My husband and daughter are in Amsterdam for five days (she is having a pre-University holiday with her dad) and it's great being at home alone...I never get to do this- normally i am alone elsewhere in the world...but I now lie on my huge sofa, eat ice cream at...
Tantrums and terrorists Saturday 23rd July
Been a long day, am tired and worn out trying to get my PC to work at least faster than it wants to. I am still off broadband as BT takes 10 days to come on….fucking shit. Spent today with baby Abi who made me laugh so much. She is only two and is not really allowed...
Colour-blind politics Thursday the 21st July
I am so exhausted with bad dreams…when does this stop? Get this…I dreamt I was in Hell last night, a really scary dark eerie place, if felt so frightening and to make it worse I was convinced I was Dame Judy Dench! Fucking hell even my nightmares have to be theatrical!!...
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